North Korea, Best Korea!
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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