id be glad to
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
please come you make the beer taste better
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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