i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
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