but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
my sisters under your porch take her home
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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