youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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