so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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