Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
