I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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