dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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