wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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