I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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