I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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