She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
We're too hungover to prance.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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