He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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