you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
