I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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