Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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