Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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