i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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