wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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