stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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