He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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