I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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