its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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