Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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