I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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