There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
4 words: hood of his car
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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