But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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