:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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