Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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