Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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