We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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