Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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