remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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