when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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