Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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