Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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