Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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