Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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