That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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