Do you still have your period?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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