I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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