Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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