He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
It's never too late to be topless.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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