I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
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