physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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