More tranny stories later!
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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