yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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