Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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