Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
As shirtless as possible
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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