You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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