and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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