I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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