If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
