Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
