yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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